TheBabyNamer

My countdown of the “best of the worst” celebrity baby names:

10.  Satchel O’Sullivan Farrow (Mia Farrow - However, he now goes by Ronan Seamus Farrow)

9.  FiFi Trixibelle (Bob Geldof & Paula Yates)

8.  Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (Michael Hutchence & Paula Yates) 

7.  Rumor Glenn (Demi Moore & Bruce Willis)

6.  Hopper (Sean Penn & Robin Wright)

5.  Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone)

4.  Atlanta Knew (John Taylor)

3.  Moon Unit, Dweezel, and Diva (Frank Zappa)

2.  Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)

1.  Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Jillette)

What is going on with these celebrities? Won’t it be hard enough to grow up “normal” without having a name a prostitute wouldn’t choose? When filling out birth certificates, they should apparently be given multiple choice answers rather than being able to choose a name at random. I really hope these people were on drugs at the time they chose these names, because no other sane, sober person would ever want to do something so mean to another person, especially their own child. I wouldn’t even name a pet rock some of these names!

Hopefully these poor boys and girls have the brain to know that they can legally change their name when they turn 18. And I pray that they exercise that ability. Names like the ones above do not help out your child one bit; you’re setting your child up for failure, rather than giving them a name they can live up to and make the best of themselves. In all honesty, these names should be considered child abuse…they’re horrendous!

Tip to all baby namers out there: consult with at least on other person prior to naming your child to prevent another wacked up baby name case in the world! Celebrity kids can maybe get away with it because they have lots of money and people will admire them for that (sadly), but if you’re just a normal, average person, a name like those above will make life a living hell! Just my opinion though…let’s hope you all agree…!!!

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